February 2012
homoceps:
i just want everyone to kiss me
true fact: when i got animal crossing wii I was planning not to go on holiday in 6 months time because i was worried my town would go to ruin
meesterjosh:
Comfort eating is both the best and worst thing a person could do.
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if you ignore the spelling, taylor swift’s name would be a good name for an express tailoring company
need a suit quick? call tailor swift
unfreshing:
i look like someone’s shoving a cactus up my ass whenever i smile
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
hojs:
Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
Watch
I just found the pictures my hairdresser took of me over a year ago on the hairdressers facebook page
they are so terrible omfg
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decided i want a tattoo i think
I swear some people in facebook try to put in as many emoticons as they can on each status
I killed my venus fly trap because i decided to feed it haribo
can they change the name of glee to glum
shout out to my 19 phone contacts
2 of them being my nan
as much as id love pokemon to be real i dont think it would be good idea to let children have access to giant fire wielding dragons
iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
i want to be a fish
they have nothing to worry about
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
IM SORRY JAMES
I LOVE YOU
i wish people like me for my appearance
ireland is actually in monochrome and lord louis walsh rules supreme
doomf:
Oh my god my cat is watching me masturbate and she’s like moving closer she’s like touching my face now oh my god someone help this is traumatizing me
i put golden syrup in my tea and i have come to the conclusion its the best thing ive ever done
uneeded exclamation marks make sentences seem really gay!